The new full-tilt, unstoppably hilarious and entertaining novel
from the best-selling author of Skinny Dip and Bad
Monkey
When Lane Coolman's car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Keys, what appears to be an ordinary accident is anything but (this is Hiaasen.
When Lane Coolman's car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Keys, what appears to be an ordinary accident is anything but (this is Hiaasen.
Carl Hiaasen serves up his unique brand of swamp justice in the
New York Times bestseller Skink—No
Surrender.
A National Book Award Longlist Selection
When your cousin goes missing under suspicious circumstances, who do you call.
A National Book Award Longlist Selection
When your cousin goes missing under suspicious circumstances, who do you call.
Cuervo is a pampered Nicaraguan moneyman, funding a guerrilla war
from his cushy Miami penthouse. Sixto is his hulking,
pistol-packing attendant, whose job satisfaction is on the wane.
When an aging mobster enters their lives with a promise to help the
rebel cause—with a planeload of chickens originally intended
for voodoo sacrifice—a tense situation turns combustible.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen’s Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories--large and small--that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction.
If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen’s Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories--large and small--that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction.
Andrew Yancy—late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office—has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner.
Once a hotshot investigative reporter, Jack Tagger now bangs out
obituaries for a South Florida daily, “plotting to resurrect
my newspaper career by yoking my byline to some famous
stiff.” Jimmy Stoma, the infamous front man of Jimmy and the
Slut Puppies, dead in a fishy-smelling scuba
“accident,” might be the stiff of Jack’s
dreams—if only he can figure out what happened.
Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles--the weeping fiberglass
Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has
JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery.
Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one.
Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one.
When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on
the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be
carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance,
not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently
wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated
himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction.
Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (née Cheryl Bunterman),
a pop star since she was fourteen—and about to attempt a
comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster.
Now meet Cherry again. in the person of her “undercover stunt double,” Ann DeLusia.
Now meet Cherry again. in the person of her “undercover stunt double,” Ann DeLusia.
The hysterical #1 New York Times bestseller from Newbery
honoree Carl Hiaasen featuring gators, snakes, bats that bite, and
reality show hosts gone wild.
When Wahoo Cray’s dad—a professional animal wrangler—takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival.
When Wahoo Cray’s dad—a professional animal wrangler—takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival.
From Newbery Honoree Carl Hiaasen comes this New York
Times bestseller set in Florida's Everglades in which an
eccentric eco-avenger, a stuffed rat named Chelsea, a wannabe Texas
oilman, a singing substitute teacher, and a ticked-off panther
can’t stop two kids on a mission to find their missing
teacher.
Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely
quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the
years–and memories of shanked 7-irons faded, it dawned on
Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in
middle age than he could as a youth.
