Mindy Kaling has lived many lives. the obedient child of
immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a
Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and
playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to
starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence
“Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear
I’ll shut up about it.