Star-Crossed: Audiobook Horoscopes for the Fall Equinox

The autumnal equinox is ushering us into fall, and the reasons for the season are balance and bounty.

The big harvest energy of Autumn combined with the harmonious Libra sun has all of the zodiac signs reflecting to create a beautiful cornucopia of self-care and turtlenecks.

Bring audiobooks from the cosmos with you as you hayride, leaf jump, and pumpkin carve your way into the back half of the year.


Listen Virgo, I know you’re notorious for loving organization and order, but consider: mess. Your challenge for this season is to create something just for the sake of creating, aesthetics be gone! Let the feathers and puffy paint fly. You’ll find yourself feeling lighter and more spirited.

You should listen to: Easy Crafts for the Insane by Kelly Williams Brown


Happy dang birthday! Fall is always big for you Libra, and chances are you’re feeling yourself right now. Keep the feeling of good will going and give yourself a birthday treat, simply because you deserve it. Fancy pants dinner for one?

You should listen to: Radha and Jai’s Recipe for Romance by Nisha Sharma


The time has come for you to gaze inward, Scorp; get that introspective cap on. Perhaps you’ll remember something you’ve been meaning to do, like journaling or taking a rug tufting class. Or you may just find a general sense of optimism. Either way, you win.

You should listen to: Guided Tarot by Stefanie Caponi


As you well know: Sags appreciate honesty. You’re not mincing words these days, and not even in a hoof-in-mouth kind of way! Everyone will be all ears when you decide to speak your mind this season, making it a great time to connect with your people in a creative way.

You should listen to:Ghosts by Dolly Alderton


Alright Cappy, it’s time to step away from your spreadsheets and into the glorious Autumnal sun. You need to make some space for f-u-n: I want you toasting and frolicking all season long. Invite someone who fills up your cup to partake with you.

You should listen to: Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood


Aqua, do you feel like you’ve been a little stagnant all summer? It makes sense, after all, movement in the summer is the gateway to sweat. Now that temps are dropping it’s time to give your body AND your brain a big old streeetch. Hop, skip, and jump about and you’ll be ready to reassess your goals.

You should listen to: Pony by R. J. Palacio


You are notoriously a sensitive soul (water signs, baby), but that doesn’t mean you sit around gently crying all day. Find a way to express the things you’re feeling right now: dance? Emotionally charged lasagna? Mud bath? That way you’ll be able to revisit your emotions fondly should they ever come up again.

You should listen to Change Sings by Amanda Gorman


You generally run into things without hesitation, but this season you should challenge yourself to go turtle. That’s to say: slow as heck. Think meditation, dream journaling, slow bike ride. You might just find something in your life that you’ve been neglecting.

You should listen to: Chakras & Self-Care by Ambi Kavanagh


Awaken, sleepy Taurus, there’s caffeine out here! Do some bullwinkle approved activities that will ground you and maybe even make you into a morning person: walk through the dewy grass, sip some tea, do deep stretches. The further we get into fall, the stronger you’ll feel.

You should listen to: Body Talk by Katie Sturino


Shake shake shake, Gem! You’re ready to bust a move for turtleneck season, even if you’re more of a silky going out top kind of person. Something magic and unpredictable is in the air and it’s YOU.

You should listen to: Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead


Time to make your little sand nest, crabby. You may be feeling a little out of sorts and some rearrangement could be the antidote. Add in elements of things you love: favorite colors, trinkets, snuggly pillows. Then you’ll be ready to have people all up in your space.

You should listen to: Beautiful Country by Qian Julie Wang


You’re still riding the high of summertime. As you cruise on the warmth, your emotions are positively roaring: take a moment to reflect. You have too much shine to dampen anything about yourself. You just need a good dusting.

You should listen to: Hello (From Here) by Chandler Baker & Wesley King