Are you even celebrating the holidays if you donâ€™t find yourself in a mall on December 21st, sweating profusely and struggling to find the perfect gift for your brotherâ€™s girlfriendâ€™s dog? Unfortunately, we canâ€™t get your shopping done for you,* but we can introduce you to a few friends that may make it easier! READ MORE
It’s the day after Thanksgiving and you’re full of sleepy turkey chemicals, martini olives, and a vague sense of malaise READ MORE
“My book is about eating snacks and being mad. I wrote my book because Iâ€™d already written one and that was pretty fun. I was inspired by revenge; I want everyone who ever doubted me or was ever mean to me to see that I have a book in bookstores and feel really bad about their own lives.”
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