That sleigh ride to and from the North Pole is no joke, and you don’t want to spend it smooshed between Donner and Blitzen as they fight over the playlist. Whether you’re travelling with a picky crew or looking to stay zen as you fly solo, don’t leave the workshop without packing an audiobook—there’s one for every reindeer on your team, and unlike Rudolph’s collection of replacement lightbulbs, they don’t take up any space.
On Dasher
When you have errands to run, people to see, gifts to (w)rap
Now a spoken word GRAMMY Award nominee! Read by Michael Diamond, Adam Horovitz, and an all-star cast, this audiobook is a panoramic experience that tells the story of Beastie Boys; an experience as unique as the band itself. The perfect co-pilot for last-minute gift pick-ups.
On Dancer
For book clubbers who love hot topics and toasty takes
A striking debut, Such a Fun Age explores the stickiness of transactional relationships, what it means to make someone “family,” the complicated reality of being a grown up, and the consequences of doing the right thing for the wrong reason.
On Prancer
Picture books on audio for tiny colts
And Vixen
A suspenseful whodunnit for sly sleuths
This isn’t just another case. This is family. How far will Stephanie Plum go to protect the one person who means the most to her? The stakes have never been higher in this #1 New York Times bestseller from Janet Evanovich.
On Comet
History-making audio for plugged-in peepsÂ
The official report from the House Intelligence Committee on Donald Trump’s secret pressure campaign against Ukraine, featuring an exclusive introduction by Pulitzer Prize–winning author and biographer Jon Meacham
On Cupid
A mistletoe meet-cute for holiday romantics
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Proposal and a “rising star in the romance genre” (Entertainment Weekly) comes a dazzling new audiobook about a spontaneous holiday vacation that turns into an unforgettable romance.
On Donner
Food for the soul (empathy-rich and calorie-free)
The inspiring profile brought to life in the major motion picture A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, starring Tom Hanks in theaters Thanksgiving, plus a collection of warm advice and encouragement from America’s favorite neighbor.
And Blitzen
Thermos of eggnog? Check. Hilarious audiobook? Check. Is Blitzen the best? Check yes! *Hiccup*
The world’s most entertaining and useless self-help guide, from the brilliant mind behind the wildly popular webcomic xkcd and the #1 New York Times bestsellers What If? and Thing Explainer.
“Wheaton’s conversational tone creates an excellent juxtaposition with the author’s dry humor and embellished scientific commentary, giving listeners a delightful learning experience that frequently finds them laughing out loud.”—AudioFile
If you love laugh-out-loud listens like How To, check out these comedians on audio.
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