Your Winter Solstice Audiobook Horoscope

This Winter Solstice is the big time: not only does this signal the end of the great grinch that is the year 2020, but it is also ushering in an every-twenty-years phenomenon called The Great Conjunction.

Jupiter and Saturn are going to align, bringing with it a nearly perfect checks and balances system. Adventurous Jupiter + cautious Saturn = a 2021 full of optimistic changes and adventures. You ready?

We’ve got an audiobook for each zodiac sign to carry you through this period of chilly change:

CAPRICORN

Happy birthday, sea goat! You’ve got your mind on your money and money on your mind. This is great because with a little help from our friend the law of attraction, those coins will be rolling your way in no time. How’s that for a birthday present?

You should listen to: Badass Habits by Jen Sincero

AQUARIUS

You’re feeling some classic water-bearer feelings right now: whimsical, dreamy, and self-aware. When you think about it, that’s the exact perfect combo to put something uniquely Aquarian out into the world. Could it be time to monetize your quarantine ceramics hobby? Start an instagram account for your paintings? Whatever it is, peeps are going to love it.

You should listen to: The Practice by Seth Godin

PISCES

Somehow, peaceful Pisces, you have defied all the odds and are feeling downright zen right now. You’ve become fully dedicated to the ~inner sanctuary~ within and it’s very clear. Keep this spiritual growth going, whether it’s through continued meditation or lighting a bunch of scented candles at once. Whatever keeps your gently rocking boat afloat.

You should listen to: Nothing Much Happens by Kathryn Nicolai

ARIES

You’re out here looking for your dream team, or, how we would put it in 2015 terms: squad goals. You will soon find yourself surrounded by people who share your passions and ideals and those who can teach you new things. Be a little chattier to find out more about those around you, and you can consider your dream team acquired.

You should listen to: The Book Collectors by Delphine Minoui & Lara Vergnaud

TAURUS

Somehow, you clever Bull, you have managed to make career moves amongst all this *gestures around*. Since you’ve gotten that covered, take a look at your social circle and your relationships. Are your goals aligned with the goals of the people around you? Make an attempt at bonding by creating some common goals—think outside the box!

You should listen to:The Chicken Sisters by KJ Dell’Antonia

GEMINI

You are ready for an adventure, Gem-o. Have you been thinking about a move? A (safe, please!) getaway? Taking on a big ol life endeavor? The planets say: go. You’ve got stamina to go the distance, so whatever you set your mind to, you’re more than prepared.

You should listen to: The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

CANCER

Take a bit of a closer look at, well, everything. Your honeymoon period with a new friend, lover, or job may be coming to an end. This is when things get real, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing! You’ve got a hawk eye for things and people that will be worth it once the rose-coloring fades a little. Welcome, welcome radical honesty.

You should listen to: The Office of Historical Corrections by Danielle Evans

LEO

You’re looking for love right now and guess what? It is so. Close. Happenstance paired with your recent insatiable need to wander means it’s going to be extra dreamy. Maybe you’ll meet a cute someone in a place that you don’t expect. Expect it!

You should listen to: This Time Next Year by Sophie Cousens

VIRGO

You are fully health focused right now. That means you are both up in the gym working on your fitness, and about to the crack the code to a work-life balance. I am jealous. Teach me your ways, Virgo! Try a winter-specific activity to make your workouts festive.

You should listen to: The Body by Bill Bryson

LIBRA

Um, hey Libra, could you turn down the voltage a little bit? Your star power is blinding. Who needs a SAD lamp when you have your inner glow!? Even though party season is certainly not the same this year, you are bringing the celebration wherever you go. Brava!

You should listen to: How Did I Get Here? by Bruce McCall

SCORPIO

You don’t really think of scorpions as the nesting type, but that’s exactly what you’re doing, you domestic creature. Honestly, you’re doing it right. Especially in the current moment, environment is everything. Get a new plant! Paint swatches on the walls of your rented apartment! Go off!

You should listen to: The Home Edit Life by Clea Shearer and Joanna Teplin

SAGITTARIUS

Happy belated, pony pants! Did you enjoy your season? And also…could it be? Is wild and free Sag ready to be a part of a dynamic duo? An artistic/business duo that is. You have a vision, and chances are someone in your social circle has been putting out vibes that they are the exact complement you need to make something GOOD. It’s all happening.

You should listen to: Big Macs & Burgundy by Vanessa Price